Some years ago, I was a professional groomsman. I stopped when all clients conspired to always pair me with damsels who would wriggle their waists yet mine behaves like it is soldered on my body.
So on this day, we went to pick someone's bride. The parents said that since they suffered perennial water shortages, their daughter had been their supply system, so marrying her off had disoriented that channel. The groom was asked to bring them a water tank (50,000 liters) as replacement before the girl was released.
Imagine tu groomsmen na suti zetu tumekaa nyuma ya pick up tumezunguka Roto Tank.