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?✍part 1?
I remember like four months ago nilitoka kawangware hadi Kisumu juu ya nunu pekee,trust me ukiwa dryspell na uitiwe nunu "ya bure" wacha hizi zingine lazima ununue guarana,chipo,soda na utume fare,yaaani this lady just called me that day nilikua nikiuza Njugu zangu,sim sim na mukombero hapa sabina Joy,believe me or not nilikula stock yote hadi nikaongeza viagra,i had to get artificial help,siezi toka kawangware hadi kisumu just to play kama manchester united,ilibidiii nijihami,and boom after about 7 hours i landed kisumu Omera buana ready to explore,treat and tear that nunu,so after kupotea kisumu for some minutes tulipatana na Atieno (not her real name) the lady was a true African lady,she was tall,short hair,mweeeeeusi ushai ona hii uweusi ya ku shine kama mgongo ya sufuria????she was that dark alinisalimia "Braaaaaayoooo Nyaaaaaako Omera mandi chiethni ang'o marach nimekungoja sana yayeeeeeeeeeh" ,I swear sikuelewa hii salamu but i just told her "Nimekuja yayeeeeeeh nilipanda ndege ya silverstone na tulikwama kwa mawingu" na hivo ndio tulienda kwake we just landed at her precious home aboard Nyar Jaluo hakua na kiti ama kitanda she only had a home theater,52 inch SONY screen,5 large sufurias,one stool and a full packed fridge ...but walikua wasichana nne ndani and i just heard "huyu atawessssssa sisi wote nne na kila mtu tunataka 1hr " i fainted immediately

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