?✍SHIRU KUJIA KITUNGUU TENA LEO???
? PART 1 ?
Hii curfew Si imenisaidia aki....kuna jirani yangu...ama niseme tu dame juu yenyewe ako sawa kabisaa anaitwa shiru but Mimi humuita shii???mostly namchokozaga jioni nikitoka job ile tu kumsalimia like niaje ??"... Na yeye anajibu " hehee aki çalvo siku moja wewe...hee"

Sasa jana jioni kitu saa 87 hivi,shiru akipika akakuta hana kitunguu na hawezi enda kuchukua kwa kibanda asikutane na afande akule nyaunyo juu carfew ilikua ishafikaa ???akaona mimi tu ndiye mwepesi kuja kuniomba..

Mimi nikiwa hapo kwa kiti na ile kinyasa yangu mwavuli ndiyo Dickson mucogothi aka mutembei ????ako tu free nikitembea kwa nyumba anaimba tu "kushoto kuliaaa...kushoto kuliaaa"???alafu anasimama ghafla kama soldier akiwa parade Uhuru akikagua gwaride..hehee..nikaskia mlango Kong kong Kong....

Kwenda kufungua,shiru ndiye huyo na katop Ka white kenye ni sleeveless na leso imeandikwa " ulipewa bure,peana bure" by the hii methali ni ya maana sana...

Kufungua mlango hivi,salute ya kwanza nilipewa na boops za shiru zikisema ni saa sita sharp???na zikanipea standing ovation... Kumkaribisha acha nione githurai shiru aki Si amebeba..ako na rwembea yaani ata ukikaa hapo nyuma yake chini huwezi nyeshewa???..

Acha niende msalani nakam?????
ACTION IN PART 2 motoo

??SITARUDIA TENA??...
?✍part 1?
I remember like four months ago nilitoka kawangware hadi Kisumu juu ya nunu pekee,trust me ukiwa dryspell na uitiwe nunu "ya bure" wacha hizi zingine lazima ununue guarana,chipo,soda na utume fare,yaaani this lady just called me that day nilikua nikiuza Njugu zangu,sim sim na mukombero hapa sabina Joy,believe me or not nilikula stock yote hadi nikaongeza viagra,i had to get artificial help,siezi toka kawangware hadi kisumu just to play kama manchester united,ilibidiii nijihami,and boom after about 7 hours i landed kisumu Omera buana ready to explore,treat and tear that nunu,so after kupotea kisumu for some minutes tulipatana na Atieno (not her real name) the lady was a true African lady,she was tall,short hair,mweeeeeusi ushai ona hii uweusi ya ku shine kama mgongo ya sufuria????she was that dark alinisalimia "Braaaaaayoooo Nyaaaaaako Omera mandi chiethni ang'o marach nimekungoja sana yayeeeeeeeeeh" ,I swear sikuelewa hii salamu but i just told her "Nimekuja yayeeeeeeh nilipanda ndege ya silverstone na tulikwama kwa mawingu" na hivo ndio tulienda kwake we just landed at her precious home aboard Nyar Jaluo hakua na kiti ama kitanda she only had a home theater,52 inch SONY screen,5 large sufurias,one stool and a full packed fridge ...but walikua wasichana nne ndani and i just heard "huyu atawessssssa sisi wote nne na kila mtu tunataka 1hr " i fainted immediately

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BASH FUCK PART 1???????????

manze after preso kufunga lockdown nlizidi mtaa??for long nlikuwa nmefungiwa ushago na unajua mangoko wa ocha hunyimana ikus kama watazikwa ndani yake??so offcoarse nlikuwa nmepigwa ngeta na dry spell karibu nikufe??so manze hiyo wiki nlizidi nai ndio ilikuwa ya bash jirani yangu huitwa marto??sasa mimi kilova juu sijawahi tishika na huwa siogopi,marto alinicall akanichorea invite ya bash na akanipea cheo ya ku MC juu mimi ni ule kijana mcheshi zaidi???hata kukohoa watu huichukulia ni comedy wanaanguka kicheko???so pia nlianza kuinvite mangoko wa mtaa wale wa kutwerk twerk bash isije ikaboesha au sio???
sasa ni leo bash nileo watoto na vileo??bash imeshaafika manze mangoko wanakam thru isipokuwa mmoja aliingia amejifunika kama msomali alafu amebeba kihand bag kubwa??mpakaa nikaanza kushuku amekuja kutulipua??lakini hiyo haikunitishia life juu nlimjua mpaka kwao,ni dem Mkamba anaitwa mwende??alafu madem woote ??ass wamestock kupindukia??kazi yetu mafisi ilikuwa kuchungulia tuone line ya thong mali zimepitia???aki wanaume na ujinga??so kidogo kidogo manze wasupa wakajaa keja,nikama wote walikuwa wametoka kwa ukoa ya kina vera ??so juu ya ufisi mimi kama MC kilova kwa bash nikaambia Dj kwanza aweke ngoma ndio tufungue bash rasimi??kisha nikatulia in a postion nlikuwa nadai kuwatch madem warombosa juu haga zao zlikuwa zinainua hizo mini huku juu??lakini hawakuwa wakivuta manze??MC kilova nikaanza kuingiwa na roho ya kunyonga manze so kidogo kidogo nikajifanya kwenda bafu??aty nikanyonge na bado bash inaendelea??so manze teke teke nikajisunda bafu,aki hii ujinga sijawahi ifanya,nadai kunyonga monkey na bado naendelea kuMC bash at the same time??nliamua kutoa manguo kama naoga ndio nifungulie shower wasikie niukweli,kidogo ndogo manze mlango ulupigwa push nikashindwa kwani rada ni gani,kusikiza kwa makini nikasikia ni yule mwende msomali????Part 2 inakam