HER: Ghai, kwani hauna CD? Sasa tutafanyaje?
HIM: Tulale tu, there is always a next time. nitavumilia hadi asubuhi.
2 minutes later...
HIM: Si ata tu romance kisha tulale? Nishike niskie poa.
She turns slowly to his side to face him.
HER: Wueeh, na ikisimama?
HIM: Haiweziii, ni yangu naijua. Haisimamangi.
2 minutes later...
Her: Weweee, unaona imesimama..
HIM: Badoooo, inakuanga hivyo. Usijali.
He skillfully and tactfully finds his way around her underwear and rests the head of his Msilimbombo at the entrance of kīrīa.
HER: Woiyeee, Usiingishe akiii..
HIM: Haiwezi ingiaaa...
Slowly but surely, he gains headway inside the honeypot.
HER: Ghai, unaona umeingisha..
HIM: Badoooo, Wacha ikae hapo basi. Nifungulie miguu vizuri bas ni relax hapo.
She spreads one leg to give him limited access like 2G network. He capitalizes on this move and hopes that it will eventually turn her on and allow 'kitu imese mwensake..'
HER: Si unaona! aki unanifanya.
HIM: Usijaliiii, nitatoka saa hii tu..
He notices that she's no longer resisting and she is now cool and relaxed. It's all systems go.
He lifts both her legs higher than Inua dada initiative ever did under Jubilee government.
9.98 seconds later...💦 💦
He falls off from her and pants in fast shallow breaths, like a child with 'Rimonia'.
HER: Nilijua tu hivyo ndio ulikuwa unataka..
HIM: by the way Ulijuajeee... Aki
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