“Excuse me, sir, have you seen a police officer around?”
“No, not a soul, actually.”
“Very good, now give me your wallet, watch and laptop!”
Women go on a diet on three occasions:
- When they break up with a guy;
- When they meet a new guy;
- On Mondays.
You’ll never believe who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor! Everybody!
"How much is the capuccino?"
"It's $5,50 sir."
"And the sugar?"
"The sugar is free."
"Ok, I'll take 2kg of sugar."
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
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