Some years ago, I was a professional groomsman. I stopped when all clients conspired to always pair me with damsels who would wriggle their waists yet mine behaves like it is soldered on my body.

So on this day, we went to pick someone's bride. The parents said that since they suffered perennial water shortages, their daughter had been their supply system, so marrying her off had disoriented that channel. The groom was asked to bring them a water tank (50,000 liters) as replacement before the girl was released.

Imagine tu groomsmen na suti zetu tumekaa nyuma ya pick up tumezunguka Roto Tank.

#utamu wa biriani

We have been behaving normally

BBI should after implementation of the 2010 constitution anything before that is hogwash.

I'm told luos sent presidentials' escort on a compulsory leave and they were the acting security. Luos should be paid for being one of the tough headed goons in the the streets of Kenya #uhuruinkisumu