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Akuna kitu Ina madharau kaa kivuli ya jioni umesimama kwa mama mboga ukikatiwa sukuma..ukiangalia kivuli yako unaiona imesimama kwa butchery

Njaa zingine ni serious, sasa mtu ali discover coconut alikuwa akitafta nini na venye hiyo kitu ni ngumu!

Ati hata ukue gangster aje, ukiita paka lazima utumie sauti ya soprano.

Shida ya kudate chali/dame mkale ni huwezi msuprise . Unaweza mshtua atoke mbio na hautawai muona tena.

The best time to argue with a woman is when she is applying make up, you won't hear a single word .

Nimekopa landlord pesa, alafu after amenipea, nikamlipa nazo rent....Tumecheka na yeye dakida 5 hivi, alafu akanifungia nyumba.

Ukipigiwa na wrong number there is a 90% probability mtu anakupigia ni mkale!

Ati wakikuyu wanaendanga kupeleka dowry past noon ndio wauziwe msichana na bei ya jioni .

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Nduthi clan

Ati how Africans start gossiping "Umenieka kwa loud speaker ama uko pekee yako"

Pain makes you stronger, tears make you braver, and heartbreaks make you wiser , so thank the past for a better future.

Pray when you feel like worrying. Give thanks when you feel like complaining. Keep going when you feel like quitting.

Ati bila pesa Nairobi, jina darling utaionea kwa makaratasi za braids pekee yake.

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive.

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Ati bila pesa Nairobi, jina darling utaionea kwa makaratasi za braids pekee yake.