DOCTOR: Do you exercise daily to keep healthy? AKPOS: Yes doctor... I play football and tennis daily. DOCTOR: Good! How long do you play? AKPOS: I play till the battery on my phone goes down. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
*HUSBAND: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger? *WIFE: I clean the toilet seat... *HUSBAND: How does it help *WIFE: I use your toothbrush! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Boy calls 911. Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So whats your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is Winning 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂