PART THREE of MARTHA MWIHAKI HINGA ??Exposition . ???????

..................,Rev Lucy Natasha waah ?!!??.......................,,,,,,,,,........

After rebuffing the fake Nigerian con pastor's sexual advances disguised as orgies, I drove home. Tears of despondency cascaded down my chubby cheeks. I called the Reverend and each time, her number signaled "Line Busy "

I went straight to my prayer room and prayed earnestly. I incessantly prayed to God to extricate me from the web of deceit in the name of a cult. Just when I saw myself sweating profusely from the shock of the latest hours and what perhaps I fell myself for, my daughter knocked at my door. It is so rare for any of my children to storm into my room. My husband was on business trip to Nakuru and so I had the opportunity to fervently shout to God in prayers, a thing he didn't subscribe to. I continued with prayers albeit crying. I cried for the inveterate liar the Reverend had become. I pleaded to God for the sins of occult and voodoism that were visited in Kenya by Nigerian con pastors masquerading as true servants of God. I implored God to save me from the face of perilous attacks in that church. I earnestly begged Him to spare our country from sinking into the abysmal pit of adultery and sexual sin.

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Then I saw her mother again . This time round, she wore a huge tiffany blue cassock with overflowing robes. Her huge derriere touched my face as she proceeded to carry out a certain ritual I had not acquainted myself to. She blurted out in no uncertain terms that I had caused them consternation by going against the Will of God. She invoked certain strange names while I continued muttering and blabbering because I seemed completely in the process of being vanquished. But I cried to God to come to my rescue.

At the pinnacle of her demonstrating certain doctrinal ordinances, I saw a huge light, something akin to a thousand kaleidoscopic lights flashing into the room. The Nigerian pastor appeared. He was completely in the nake! His huge bogoyo banana dangled between his huge legs. Then his name appeared emblazoned in the air, "ADEBOYE CHUKWU! "??

I lay prostrate on the ground. Fear engulfed me like capricious gods. I recounted how they held me in church a few hours ago. Me, helpless and harpless like a rabbit being strangled in the gallows. Tears made a deluge right in front of the Reverends mother. But she kept taunting me. The pastor held me by the hand and just when I tried to rise up, something sinister happened.

Part Four coming shortly.??????

HASORA MOVEMENT & CONNOTATION:

Love him hate him, the sugoi doyen has really mastered the art of how you can fizzle out masses and influence them despite of whom you are, your presumed character or whatever parameters used to gauge leadership abilities in our nation.

The guy already has a blue print model on bottom up economic policy coupled by country wide ground mobilisation where he personally attends much of the rallies, meetings & functions - an aspect that Kenyans thrives in to grant one the opulence he seeks.

Jakom, before he was swallowed by MUMBIlee kafament, was such a darling to masses and he could even declare an ungazetted holiday and masses could heed in droves and listen to his call for he was always driven by ideals that were touching the local mwananchi.

Though many might perceive that as politics overtaken by events in this modern world, we still in such realms and that's why the Hasora hurricane is swiftly penetrating into depths of this nation & received warmly by majority Kenyans.

Some of WSR's competitors are busy basking in beaches , others in brothels , others being beaten by wives and in hideouts waiting for endorsement from muthamaki whose lustre is diminishing day in day out.

BOARDROOM PRESIDENCY:

Though we are aware that tyranny of numbers doesn't dictate the outcome of presidential elections in our nation, we should see the aspirants presenting their agenda to the people bit by bit in attempt to showcase their seriousness and forget deep state boardroom presidency that only comes when the Mafia intends to take lead for some vested interests.

Hitting the ground reciped by competing based on issues will, with time beat the secret society schemes for planting a puppet for Kenyans through shambolic elections.

Conclusion:

All parties and their party leaders must wake up from comfort zones and face wananchi confidently coz , it appears the rift between the president and his DP , could be a crafted ploy to hoodwink the opposition and masses who were anti - Hague elements for taking the helm consecutively in this nation. Am just saying from the deep look out of how events are unveiling day in , day out.

Underrating hasora connotation, one has to do so in their own peril.

Enjoy your week ahead, won't you?

© Profesa Muyah
Lawxicom properties and consultancy LTD Co.
KUTRAF foundation patron
Educationist.

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