1) These days, no manner of h£artbr£ak will make me to r£ject food. I rather çry with fufu in my m0uth

E no sháké me again. Las las everyb0dy go ch0p breakfast

2) My application to work in NEPA office has just been appr0ved.

I p!ty the street my ex is living. See dem see dárknéss

3) I invite h00kup bae. The next morning, she woke me up for morning dev0tion

No be juju be that?

4) They can dáté 8 w0méñ and still make y0u feel c0mf0rtable like y0u're the only one.

It's a sp£cial gift $át@ñ gave some méñ

5) This c0untry wahala too much. Some dey find fuel, some dey find new naira note, some dey find PVC, and some dey find their p£ri0d

6) Kissiñg uñder the ráiñ cañ be r0mañtiç, till th0ñd£r faya b0th of y0u.

This is Nigeria; not India

7) I remember the day my first ex br0ke up with me, I bath my aunt's son from 7am - 2pm

N0thing páiñ like first bréàkfast

8) You're n0t reading this by mistake, that pers0n you're owiñg must cátçh y0u today or tomorrow

I no geh j0y at all

9) The woman that always sell garri on credit to me don relocate.

Ayam fiñished

1 Do y0u remember how you used to cook with sand and komkom (tin tomato or milk container) when y0u're still a little child?

N were all riçh back then. I would make a plastic or paper wallet and fill it with guava leaves or c0unters as naira (m0ney)..

And I had two wives,

Short Story of the Day:

Spend a minute to read it till the end...

A cruise ship met with an accident at sea, on the ship was a pair of couple, after having made their way to the lifeboat, they realized that there was only space for one person left.

At this moment, the man pushed the woman behind him and jumped onto the lifeboat himself.

The lady stood on the sinking ship and shouted one sentence to her husband.

The teacher stopped and asked, "What do you think she shouted?"

Most of the students excitedly answered, "I hate you! I was blind!"

Now, the teacher noticed a boy who was silent throughout, she got him to answer and he replied, "Teacher, I believe she would have shouted - Take care of our child!"

The teacher was surprised, asking "Have you heard this story before?"

The boy shook his head, "Nope, but that was what my mum told my dad before she died to disease".

The teacher lamented, "The answer is right".

The cruise sunk, the man went home and brought up their daughter single-handedly.

Many years later after the death of the man, their daughter found his diary while tidying his belongings.

It turns out that when parents went onto the cruise ship, the mother was already diagnosed with a terminal illness.
At the critical moment, the father rushed to the only chance of survival.

He wrote in his diary, "How I wished to sink to the bottom of the ocean with you, but for the sake of our daughter, I can only let you lie forever below the sea alone".

The story is finished, the class was silent.

The teacher knows that the student has understood the moral of the story, that of the good and the evil in the world, there are many complications behind them which are hard to understand.

Which is why we should never only focus on the surface and judge others without understanding them first.

Those who like to pay the bill, do so not because they are loaded but because they value friendship above money.

Those who take the initiative at work, do so not because they are stupid but because they understand the concept of responsibility.

Those who apologizes first after a fight, do so not because they are wrong but because they value the people around them.

Those who are willing to help you, do so not because they owe you any thing but because they see you as a true friend.

Those who often text you, do so not because they have nothing better to do but because you are in their heart.
One day, all of us will get separated from each other; we will miss our conversations of everything & nothing; the dreams that we had. Days will pass by, months, years, until this contact becomes rare... One day our children will see our pictures and ask 'Who are these people?' And we will smile with invisible tears because a heart is touched with a strong word and you will say: 'IT WAS THEM THAT I HAD THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE WITH'.

Mango fruits are flooding our market let's make some juice to avoid them kuharibika.

Mango juice recipe

Ingredients:

2 ripe mangoes, peeled and cut into small sizes.
1/2 cup water
2 tbsp sugar (or to taste)
lemon juice kidogo

Instructions:

Blend the mangoes, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a blender until smooth.
Strain the mixture through a fine mesh strainer to remove any fibers.
Serve the juice chilled over ice.
Enjoy!

At age 17, she was rejected from college.
At age 25, her mother died from disease.
At age 26, she suffered a miscarriage.
At age 27, she got married.
Her husband abused her. Despite this, her daughter was born.
At age 28, she got divorced and was diagnosed with severe depression.
At age 29, she was a single mother living on welfare.
At age 30, she didn't want to be on this earth.
But, she directed all her passion into doing the one thing she could do better than anyone else.
And that was writing.
At age 31, she finally published her first book.
At age 35, she had released 4 books, and was named Author of the Year.
At age 42, she sold 11 million copies of her new book, on the first day of release.

This woman is J.K. Rowling. Remember how she considered suicide at age 30?
Today, Harry Potter is a global brand worth more than $15 billion dollars.

Never give up. Believe in yourself. Be passionate. Work hard. It’s never too late.

Thanks for reading