Ati babe i can't eat because of you na ameenda interview akaambiwa atoe skuma kwa meno

Some of us walk as if everything is okey but deep down we are horny 😂😂

Tukienda na wewe club alafu ushinde umezurura ka waiter natoroka na mzinga 🙄😂

Madam ukiona nikona utoto usiogope kuninyonyesha😄😄

Madem na mjue kuomba aty "nidinye please" 🙄😂

A romantic guy will call his girlfriend LOAN instead of Babe to show that he has INTEREST in her!😂😂😂

The worst breakup is when it is announced by the watchman..."Walisema tusikufungulie gate tena" 😂🤣 Chest pains tu💔

Kama shada hushika ivyo na ni blunt, na ingekuwa sharp😌😂😂

Unajuanga uko na mguu kubwa wakati kila mtu kwa nyumba anavaa viatu zako akienda kutupa takataka😂😂

Mwingine amekatia Dem Kwa matatu akashout 'achana na mimi' na yeye akashout 'unanyamba na hutaki kufungua dirisha' 😂😂😂 💔😭

Ni 'no s*x' ama 'know s*x' before marriage.😂😂😂🤔

Ladies does your momma know zile makofi umepigwa kwa matako ni mingi kuliko zenye wewe hupiga kanisani?😂🤣💔

Girls are a whole vibe .. nimetembelea beshte angu nikakuta anatuck in bedsheets na mwiko juu akona done nails😂😂😂

I once had a teacher with a lazy eye😁She couldn’t control her Pupils😅😅

"Zima lights kwanza" kumbe amefunga bra na uzi ya kiatu..😂😂🤣😂🛑💔💀

Me in a car: Those boda guys are so chaotic🏍
Me on the Boda: PITIA HAPO KATIKATI! 😂

Food fight kidogo kienyeji anakupiga miwa ya shingo. 😂😂💔

Dame wa ghetto akiwa na ball anakuanga na craving ya kupiga watu ngeta 😂

Ni utoto gani umeshindwa Kuwacha?, Me:kucheka mtu akianguka, like why are you attacking the ground? 😂

Kuna lips za kumunju,,za kuonyesha direction na za kupoesha chai 😂